"Barbarian would never send nerds to pointless deaths." "The only problem is… those nerds wouldn’t stand a chance. "I bet they’d love to go raiding with a real disemboweling skull-drinker like yourself." "A whole bunch of medieval dorks are always playing with fake swords in the park."
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